We’ve been really bored in the office these past few weeks. Don’t ask why we don’t have work. We’re in the transition of going to the next project, and apparently the programmers suffer the ultimate boredom the most. The artists could at least help out the other team. So these are some of the things we do (in a sequential order):
1) We got a bunch of kids’ cards (the ones they usually collect and exchange with friends) the other day from Nickelodeon. I started putting the good ones on the wall and TV with blue-tack. My colleagues were more interested collecting the rubbish card (with Elizabeth Nelson’s picture on it - whoever the girl is) then start throwing them around.
2) So for the next week or so, they’ve been trying to teach me to throw cards. It’s just impossible for me. Every time I throw the card, it just flies hopelessly a few centimetres from my hand. (A few metres is the goal here). I got the lesson every day after about 4-5 pm. With zero progression up until now.
3) My project manager was a bit concerned about the training. So one day he sent soft copy of a book about The Secret Techniques of Throwing Cards to us. He heard that the original book costs so much in Ebay nowadays. It’s supposed to be a very RARE book. From there the guys learnt other techniques to use card as weapon (such as boomerang), while I continued my first lesson endlessly. We also found a technique that somehow requires this woman in the picture to be naked and position the card close to her tits to do it.
4) Tired with my (almost no) progression of throwing cards, the guys decided that they wanted to make me feel better. So they made some paper planes for me to throw. Person who makes the plane that I throw the farthest win. One thing led to another, they started to build more complicated planes with the secret techniques of folding paper (or we often call origami). There are tons on the web that they could learn from. I even got a seagull, rose, and turtle! I’m gonna bring some colour papers on Monday. We could probably make a bouquet of roses, complete with stems! And I can put it next to my Spongebob pillows.
5) I haven’t told you that we got this giant inflatable hammer in the office now. (We actually got a real cricket bat before, but people have been abusing it and broke a couple of things in the office, my project manager got upset, so my friend took it back home. But it doesn’t keep us from bringing inflatable hammer, does it?!) Anyway, after that one of us threw the plane and the other waited at the other end with the giant hammer. The person with giant hammer would then try to hit the paper plan as dramatic and as hard as possible. They could also continue hitting the plane even if it has landed. The key here is to be dramatic.
There goes my week. I will keep you informed.
PS: My friend took a video of me in action with his mobile phone. It’s such a shame you can’t see it. Complete with the animated gestures, sound, and all.
Mobile phone with built-in video camera.. $300
Inflatable giant hammer.. $10
Paper plane.. $0.005
Video of your colleague hitting paper plane with giant hammer dramatically to take out the steam.. PRICELESS ;D




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